Husband: Why don’t you just rub toilet paper on your nipples.
Simon Barrett tweeted out this gem: “Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?
Because I don’t really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.” That’ll kill if you’re dating in the financial sector.
But, as Joke Over said in its meme: You’re doing it wrong.
Searching for online dating grammar jokes on Pinterest yields funny results, including this handy dating flow chart.
As Meme Center astutely points out, sometimes your expectations get ahead of you, and that attractive, witty girl is too good to be true.
Jokes can be great openers for online daters with a sense of humor.
You can read more funny online dating messages here.
Catfishing isn’t funny when it happens to you, but it is funny when people make jokes about it on the web.
Another comic portrays a catfished date who thought she was meeting a man in a uniform only to find out: “He’s a Boy Scout Den Leader. Recently, one of my single friends on Facebook shared a tweet from Linda In Disguise: “Done with dating sites. The quote goes on, “At least I know they have a job, a car, and pizza.” This person is a genius. Online dating has sped up the dating process, but it hasn’t been a joy for every user all the time. “I’d rather meet someone the old-fashioned way…With alcohol and poor judgment.” Cheers to that! “Now, my dream of finding love can be crushed more efficiently and in the privacy of my own home.” Now that’s what we call progress. Not a great way to let a girl know she isn’t the only one you’re seeing.