Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry.A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.• Some people chase dreams, I make mine a reality.• Looking for someone who can deal with new age, female Einstein.• Please don't email me saying that you think I'm hot... • You think Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian is hot and sexy? • Where to find my Gerard Butler from PS I Love You! • Your last online date.• I believe that griffins, good men and other mythical creatures exist - prove me correct, at least in one respect!
Girls are curious by nature, use words to intrigue them, and you may also incorporate ellipsis (That’s the little dots at the end…) to build suspense or even tension. (Even if it’s funny & obviously not true) Second, it capitalizes on the fact that girls like to know what other people say. There was something very special about about a few of these Online Dating Headlines. To really kick it up a notch mix several of these rules & you’ll get a headline that is just about impossible for her NOT to click on!
PLUS Master copywriter Ted Nicholas found a good headline can perform up to 28% better when framed in quotation marks.
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With a whole new world looking out for partners, finding the right match is just a matter of time. • Ask me about how I made a million dollars in less than an hour.• Great cook wants to add some spice to your life.• If I could rearrange the alphabets I would arrange I and U together.• If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something.• Not looking for short term.• You have some explaining to do!
The virtual world of dating is all about getting attention with catchy headlines.• I believe in long term relationship because happiness is not the only thing in life! • You're beautiful, but what else do you have to offer?
Funny, informative, witty or realistic..your favorite kind of dating headlines to have some fun in the virtual dating world!
Your first impression is truly your last, and that circumvents the first few lines with which you describe yourself online on your dating profile.
Find some dating profile headline examples coming up for you and pick the ones that suit you the most.• Free 30 day trial.• I know your secret.• If I could rearrange the Alphabet I would arrange U and I together.• If you can read this you have passed the first test, if you can't then you better take a class or something.• Party like a rock star? you've just come across a guy who is perfect boyfriend material.• Yes, it's true I was called a bad boy by my ex-girlfriend.• Have a seat! Good, let me introduce myself to you then ...• Help!
Trapped on a deserted island, please send the following supplies:• I'm a better dancer then you are.• I'm having the time of my life, wanna join me?
Ramifications of a rejection deters many from the dating scene. After all, how long can you brood and lament over what's gone?