You order your martinis with a “whiff of vermouth.” An easy week in the office is only 50 to 60 hours. How do you let her know your job is your “other woman”?Get it right out there in the open with your username, including Wall Street Wolf, Ticker Toggler, 2Martini Lunch, Biz Bashing Bro, Lean Litigator, or Startup Steve. That’s the way you were raised, and, gosh darn it, that’s the way you want to raise your hypothetical kids. You can tell the RBI of every DH not on the DL in the AL or NL.
If you look online, a lot of men don’t even bother to fill out all of the fields. Give Occupy My Living Room, Fight4Your Right, Activated Activist, Thou Dost Protest, Change For Good, or SJWontheloose a try.
If you can score yourself a pretty sweet username, you’ll immediately stand out from all of the JDawwg712s. If you’re a guy who knows how to use his hands and likes to get down and dirty, let the world know. You want to make sure your lady matches your likes.
While a lot of the wild girls and extroverts seem to be getting all the press, there are some amazing women who feel more energized staying home with a good book than hitting the bars. Let him know this is your bag by making sure your username points him in the right direction: Ravishing Reader, Shyn Sexy, Not ACrazy Cat Lady, Siren Of Solitude, Crafty Cutie, or Quirky Queen.
There are many beautiful introverts who aren’t into the bar scene. You love to bake, grill, and create in the kitchen. You have more spices in your cabinet than exes in your life. On your DVR, you have “Top Chef,” “Chopped” and “The Great Bake Off.” All your friends love it when you come over because you never come empty-handed. Choose the right username and let your fork flag fly: Netflix And Grill, Thai Tanic, Kitchen Chick, Pie-n-Rye, Julia Mild, Bake Maker.
If you’re the outdoorsy type, try Hikin Biker, Canoe Hear That, or Camping Cutie. You like “Game of Thrones,” you have a master’s, and you’re in STEM. While you don’t always have to look like you’ve sauntered out of a salon, you enjoy looking good and take pride in your outfit choices.
Maybe you’re a stylist or are looking to design your own clothes someday. Or maybe you just couldn’t date someone who thinks Miu Miu is a Pokemon. I like names like Couchto Catwalk, Guccin It Up, Neeto Fashioneeto, Closet Cleopatra, or Co Co Donatella. Or you don’t drink and don’t enjoy being around raucous, sloppy people.
For more interesting choices, combine the words to two of your likes (the more different the better) together to give even more info.
If you just want to see what weird, wild, and wacky name you could possibly fit under, try out the super fun name generators at Spinxo.com, Thing Names.com, and Fantasy Name
Women love a guy who is handy and has some skills around the house. My wife and I’s favorite author is fantasy author Robert Jordan.
Maybe you’re a guy who loves to dig in his own garden and grow some amazing veggies. Does the release of the newest “Grand Theft Auto” coincide with your next day off? This was a big deal for us, as those who know him will understand, and we are always happy that we share these likes. Try names such as Zaphod Beeblebrox, Halo Master, Giggity Go, They See Me Rollin, You Shall Not Last, or Kal-El4Life.
You enjoy being active and taking care of your body.